This is Tiny Pavlovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|What is the question?||To be|
Abortion; yes or no?
Yes, pro choice
Tiny Pavlovski is a 55 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Pavlovski wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is T.
Tiny is born Lunarian, and now lives in Laos with their partner of 2 years, Sara Pavlovski, and the constantly fighting couple's one child. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 27 digits of pi by heart.
Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type AB-, and being a libra and dog person. Pavlovski prefers the outside of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Pavlovski suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.