This is Lily Novak's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Is magic real?
We can't be sure it is not
Lily Novak is a 54 years old fairly hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Novak's favorite drink is sherry, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Novak wears size x-grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Novak habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Novak types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.
Lily is born Swazi, and now lives in Estonia with their partner of one year, Sara Novak, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Novak can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 28 digits of pi by heart.
Novak's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Lily having blood type O+, and being a leo and cat person. Novak prefers the right side of the bed. Novak's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Novak suffers from a mild acrophobia.