This is Lily Kowalski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Will I die soon?||No|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Lily Kowalski is a 46 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Kowalski wears size medio hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kowalski habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is *.
Lily is born Mozambican, and now lives in Zambia with their partner of 0 years, Sofia Kowalski, and the happy couple's 5 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.
Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Lily having blood type A+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kowalski prefers the right side of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Kowalski suffers from a mild phobophobia.