This is Louise Karlsson's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
Astrology or astronomy?
Louise Karlsson is a 47 years old very hairy gorilla, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Karlsson wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Karlsson habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 310 words per minute, and their favorite key is =.
Louise is born Moldovan, and now lives in Uzbekistan with their partner of 7 years, Gordo Karlsson, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 52 digits of pi by heart.
Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type AB+, and being a libra and cat person. Karlsson prefers the outside of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Karlsson suffers from a crippling ergophobia.