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Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
Will I die soon? Yes

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Karlsson, Louise

About Louise Karlsson

Louise Karlsson is a 47 years old very hairy gorilla, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is j├Ągerbombs, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Karlsson wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Karlsson habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 310 words per minute, and their favorite key is =.

Louise is born Moldovan, and now lives in Uzbekistan with their partner of 7 years, Gordo Karlsson, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 52 digits of pi by heart.

Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type AB+, and being a libra and cat person. Karlsson prefers the outside of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Karlsson suffers from a crippling ergophobia.