This is Tiny Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Is global warming real?||No|
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Tiny Westergaard is a 29 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is Shirly Temple, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Westergaard wears size grande hats and likes to play viola. Westergaard habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is 6.
Tiny is born Gambian, and now lives in Johnston Atoll with their partner of one year, Lukas Westergaard, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.
Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Westergaard prefers the left side of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Westergaard suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.