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This is Tiny Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is global warming real? No
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
What time is it? Yes
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero

Hot topic opinion

What color is a zebra?

White with black stripes

Westergaard, Tiny

About Tiny Westergaard

Tiny Westergaard is a 29 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is Shirly Temple, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

Westergaard wears size grande hats and likes to play viola. Westergaard habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is 6.

Tiny is born Gambian, and now lives in Johnston Atoll with their partner of one year, Lukas Westergaard, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.

Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Westergaard prefers the left side of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Westergaard suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.