This is Jayden Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Jayden Dubois is a 55 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is Shirly Temple, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Dubois wears size x-grande hats and likes to play drums. Dubois habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Dubois types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.
Jayden is born Andromededan, and now lives in Togo with their partner of one year, Lily Dubois, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 62 digits of pi by heart.
Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type A-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Dubois prefers the outside of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Dubois suffers from a crippling phobophobia.