This is Fatima Ivanovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
Fatima Ivanovski is a 29 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ivanovski's favorite drink is red wine, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Ivanovski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play the violin. Ivanovski habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Ivanovski types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is S.
Fatima is born Fremen, and now lives in Liberia with their partner of 6 years, Terk Ivanovski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Ivanovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 47 digits of pi by heart.
Ivanovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O-, and being a libra and cat person. Ivanovski prefers the right side of the bed. Ivanovski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Ivanovski suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.