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Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
jesus is a male or female ? male
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? Yes
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
What color is the dress? White and gold

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About Curious Westergaard

Curious Westergaard is a 57 years old not-at-all hairy black howler, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is beer, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Westergaard wears size medio hats and likes to play Jew harp. Westergaard habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.

Curious is born Jovian, and now lives in Martinique with their partner of 7 years, Clyde Westergaard, and the unhappy couple's one child. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.

Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Curious having blood type B+, and being a libra and cat person. Westergaard prefers the outside of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Westergaard suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.