This is Santiago Petit's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
What color is the dress?
Black and blue
Santiago Petit is a 41 years old quite hairy macaque, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Petit's favorite drink is schnapps, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Petit wears size x-grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Petit habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Petit types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is backspace.
Santiago is born Angolan, and now lives in Madagascar with their partner of one year, Clyde Petit, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Petit can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 55 digits of pi by heart.
Petit's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Santiago having blood type A+, and being a leo and dog person. Petit prefers the left side of the bed. Petit's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Petit suffers from a mild agoraphobia.