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Question Answer
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
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About Arnold Virtanen

Arnold Virtanen is a 42 years old quite hairy marmoset, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Virtanen's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Virtanen wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Virtanen habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Virtanen types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.

Arnold is born Cambodian, and now lives in Cook Islands with their partner of 3 years, Albert Virtanen, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Virtanen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 50 digits of pi by heart.

Virtanen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Arnold having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Virtanen prefers the outside of the bed. Virtanen's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Virtanen suffers from a mild chlorophobia.