This is Arnold Virtanen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
Cats or dogs?
Arnold Virtanen is a 42 years old quite hairy marmoset, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Virtanen's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Virtanen wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Virtanen habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Virtanen types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.
Arnold is born Cambodian, and now lives in Cook Islands with their partner of 3 years, Albert Virtanen, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Virtanen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 50 digits of pi by heart.
Virtanen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Arnold having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Virtanen prefers the outside of the bed. Virtanen's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Virtanen suffers from a mild chlorophobia.