This is Harambe Karlsson's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
Can I get a witness?
Yes you do
Harambe Karlsson is a 24 years old quite hairy mandrill, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Karlsson's favorite drink is mead, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Karlsson wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Karlsson habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Karlsson types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is P.
Harambe is born Egyptian, and now lives in Dominican Republic with their partner of 4 years, Emma Karlsson, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Karlsson can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 16 digits of pi by heart.
Karlsson's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type O+, and being a libra and cat person. Karlsson prefers the right side of the bed. Karlsson's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Karlsson suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.