This is Caesar Mäkelä's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
Astrology or astronomy?
Caesar Mäkelä is a 50 years old very hairy squirrel monkey, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Mäkelä's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Mäkelä wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Mäkelä habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Mäkelä types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is the space key.
Caesar is born Andorran, and now lives in Syria with their partner of 5 years, Hillary Mäkelä, and the happy couple's 7 children. Mäkelä can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 39 digits of pi by heart.
Mäkelä's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Caesar having blood type A-, and being a libra and cat person. Mäkelä prefers the right side of the bed. Mäkelä's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Mäkelä suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.