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are you sure Yes, MAGA4Life
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
do you like bolsonaro? No
Astrology or astronomy? Astronomy
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump

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are you sure

Yes, MAGA4Life

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About Caesar Farage

Caesar Farage is a 42 years old not-at-all hairy black howler, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is Tom Colins, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Farage wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Farage habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Farage types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.

Caesar is born Peruvian, and now lives in Iran with their partner of 6 years, Anna Farage, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 39 digits of pi by heart.

Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Caesar having blood type B+, and being a cancer and cat person. Farage prefers the right side of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Farage suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.