This is Bingo Petit's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Bingo Petit is a 47 years old fairly hairy marmoset, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Petit's favorite drink is armagnac, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Petit wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Petit habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Petit types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is 3.
Bingo is born Deimosian, and now lives in Clipperton Island with their partner of 0 years, Albert Petit, and the constantly fighting couple's one child. Petit can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Petit's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Bingo having blood type A-, and being a cancer and cat person. Petit prefers the left side of the bed. Petit's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Petit suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.