This is Benjamin Novak's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Benjamin Novak is a 46 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Novak's favorite drink is sex on the beach, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Novak wears size grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Novak habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Novak types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.
Benjamin is born Belarusian, and now lives in Coral Sea Islands with their partner of 6 years, Noam Novak, and the unhappy couple's one child. Novak can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 33 digits of pi by heart.
Novak's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type AB-, and being a leo and cat person. Novak prefers the outside of the bed. Novak's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Novak suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.