Kastrati, Sara

Sara Kastrati is a 26 years old fairly hairy marmoset, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kastrati's favorite drink is white Russian, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.

Kastrati wears size x-grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Kastrati habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Kastrati types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).

Sara is born Barcelonian, and now lives in East Timor with their partner of 5 years, Liam Kastrati, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Kastrati can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 45 digits of pi by heart.

Kastrati's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type A+, and being a virgo and dog person. Kastrati prefers the right side of the bed. Kastrati's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Kastrati suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.