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Question Answer
Astrology or astronomy? Astrology
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
Will I die soon? Yes
Cats or dogs? Dogs
what if if frame it differently? Ok, i fold

Hot topic opinion

Can I get a witness?

Yes you do

Murphy, Precious

About Precious Murphy

Precious Murphy is a 55 years old not-at-all hairy chimpanzee, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Murphy's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Murphy wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play kazoo. Murphy habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Murphy types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is ^.

Precious is born Serbian, and now lives in Lithuania with their partner of 5 years, Albert Murphy, and the happy couple's 5 children. Murphy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 47 digits of pi by heart.

Murphy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Precious having blood type AB-, and being a leo and cat person. Murphy prefers the left side of the bed. Murphy's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Murphy suffers from a mild phobophobia.