This is Anastasia Petit's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Anastasia Petit is a 42 years old quite hairy squirrel monkey, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Petit's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Petit wears size grande hats and likes to play triangle. Petit habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Petit types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is A.
Anastasia is born Australian, and now lives in Jordan with their partner of 4 years, Charlie Petit, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Petit can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 66 digits of pi by heart.
Petit's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type A+, and being a virgo and dog person. Petit prefers the right side of the bed. Petit's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Petit suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.