This is Ellen Petit's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Ellen Petit is a 50 years old quite hairy gorilla, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Petit's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Petit wears size medio hats and likes to play triangle. Petit habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Petit types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is ^.
Ellen is born Polish, and now lives in Czech Republic with their partner of 2 years, Noam Petit, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Petit can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.
Petit's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type O+, and being a taurus and dog person. Petit prefers the left side of the bed. Petit's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Petit suffers from a mild chlorophobia.