This is Maria Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
What color is a zebra?
Black with white stripes
Maria Sarkozy is a 46 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Sarkozy wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Maria is born Solarian, and now lives in Brazil with their partner of 0 years, Lukas Sarkozy, and the unhappy couple's one child. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 51 digits of pi by heart.
Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Maria having blood type O-, and being a libra and dog person. Sarkozy prefers the left side of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.