Smirnov, Olivia

Olivia Smirnov is a 32 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smirnov's favorite drink is grappa, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Smirnov wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Smirnov habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Smirnov types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is 3.

Olivia is born Salvadorean, and now lives in Cape Verde with their partner of 0 years, Gordo Smirnov, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Smirnov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.

Smirnov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type AB+, and being a taurus and cat person. Smirnov prefers the underside of the bed. Smirnov's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Smirnov suffers from a mild acrophobia.