This is Sylvester Dimitrov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
Am I gay?
Yes, you're gay
Sylvester Dimitrov is a 54 years old quite hairy rhesus macaque, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dimitrov's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Dimitrov wears size x-grande hats and likes to play flute. Dimitrov habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Dimitrov types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is '.
Sylvester is born Southeast Asian, and now lives in Maldives with their partner of 4 years, Sara Dimitrov, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Dimitrov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.
Dimitrov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Sylvester having blood type B-, and being a scorpio and cat person. Dimitrov prefers the underside of the bed. Dimitrov's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Dimitrov suffers from a mild acrophobia.