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Will I die soon? No
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
monkey? stupid
What time is it? Yes

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Pavlovski, Precious

About Precious Pavlovski

Precious Pavlovski is a 49 years old fairly hairy black howler, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is akvavit, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.

Pavlovski wears size grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.

Precious is born Tanzanian, and now lives in Central African Republic with their partner of 2 years, Jayden Pavlovski, and the happy couple's 7 children. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 57 digits of pi by heart.

Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Precious having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Pavlovski prefers the underside of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Pavlovski suffers from a mild phobophobia.