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Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
What time is it? Yes
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Cats or dogs? Cats
Am I gay? No, you're bi

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About Noel O'Conner

Noel O'Conner is a 17 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Conner's favorite drink is Martini, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

O'Conner wears size x-grande hats and likes to play guitar. O'Conner habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). O'Conner types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.

Noel is born an Omnivore, and now lives in Azerbaijan with their partner of 4 years, Donkey O'Conner, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. O'Conner can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 51 digits of pi by heart.

O'Conner's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type A-, and being a virgo and cat person. O'Conner prefers the underside of the bed. O'Conner's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. O'Conner suffers from a crippling phobophobia.