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Question Answer
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Am I gay? No, you're bi
Cats or dogs? Cats
Is it time for a LFP? Yes

Hot topic opinion

Evolution or intelligent design?

Intelligent design

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About Noel O'Conner

Noel O'Conner is a 17 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Conner's favorite drink is Martini, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

O'Conner wears size x-grande hats and likes to play guitar. O'Conner habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). O'Conner types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.

Noel is born an Omnivore, and now lives in Azerbaijan with their partner of 4 years, Donkey O'Conner, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. O'Conner can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 51 digits of pi by heart.

O'Conner's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type A-, and being a virgo and cat person. O'Conner prefers the underside of the bed. O'Conner's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. O'Conner suffers from a crippling phobophobia.