This is Sam Pavlovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
Am I gay?
No, you're bi
Sam Pavlovski is a 43 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is sake, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Pavlovski wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.
Sam is born Slovene, and now lives in China with their partner of 3 years, Bubbles Pavlovski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 44 digits of pi by heart.
Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Pavlovski prefers the underside of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Pavlovski suffers from a crippling phobophobia.