This is Sam Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Sam Davidov is a 28 years old quite hairy baboon, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is sake, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Davidov wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Davidov habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Davidov types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is L.
Sam is born Andorran, and now lives in Algeria with their partner of 6 years, Emma Davidov, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 14 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type A+, and being a leo and cat person. Davidov prefers the right side of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Davidov suffers from a mild acrophobia.