This is Lily Ferrari's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Am I gay?
No, you're bi
Lily Ferrari is a 29 years old quite hairy gorilla, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ferrari's favorite drink is sambuca, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Ferrari wears size grande hats and likes to play trombone. Ferrari habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Ferrari types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.
Lily is born Cameroonian, and now lives in Jordan with their partner of 2 years, Jayden Ferrari, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Ferrari can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 52 digits of pi by heart.
Ferrari's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Lily having blood type B-, and being a leo and dog person. Ferrari prefers the left side of the bed. Ferrari's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Ferrari suffers from a mild acrophobia.