This is Angela Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
Abortion; yes or no?
No, pro life
Angela Westergaard is a 40 years old not-at-all hairy Canadian macaque, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Westergaard wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. Westergaard habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is (.
Angela is born Amsterdammer, and now lives in San Marino with their partner of 5 years, Thomas Westergaard, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.
Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Angela having blood type A-, and being a virgo and cat person. Westergaard prefers the underside of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Westergaard suffers from a crippling phobophobia.