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Question Answer
do you like bolsonaro? No
jesus is a male or female ? female
really really sure? No, i reconsidered
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?

George W. Bush

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About Enos Volkov

Enos Volkov is a 46 years old fairly hairy gorilla, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Volkov's favorite drink is cosmopolitan, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

Volkov wears size grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Volkov habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Volkov types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.

Enos is born Utopian, and now lives in France with their partner of 6 years, Abu Volkov, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Volkov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 17 digits of pi by heart.

Volkov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Enos having blood type AB+, and being a libra and cat person. Volkov prefers the outside of the bed. Volkov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Volkov suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.