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Question Answer
Is this a bad idea? Very yes
What is the question? To be
Will I die soon? Yes
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No

Hot topic opinion

Is magic real?

We can't be sure it is not

Pavlovski, Michael

About Michael Pavlovski

Michael Pavlovski is a 26 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is whisky (neat), preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Pavlovski wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 230 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.

Michael is born Cardassian, and now lives in Sierra Leone with their partner of 3 years, Precious Pavlovski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 34 digits of pi by heart.

Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type O-, and being a gemini and cat person. Pavlovski prefers the right side of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Pavlovski suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.