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This is Sam Horvat's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
a b
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
Will I die soon? No
do you like bolsonaro? No
Astrology or astronomy? Astronomy

Hot topic opinion

Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?

No

Horvat, Sam

About Sam Horvat

Sam Horvat is a 33 years old quite hairy spider monkey, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Horvat's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Horvat wears size medio hats and likes to play kazoo. Horvat habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Horvat types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is !.

Sam is born Algerian, and now lives in Vietnam with their partner of 5 years, Katy Horvat, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Horvat can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 5 digits of pi by heart.

Horvat's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type B-, and being a libra and cat person. Horvat prefers the underside of the bed. Horvat's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Horvat suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.