This is Michael Meikkinen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Michael Meikkinen is a 53 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Meikkinen's favorite drink is sex on the beach, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Meikkinen wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Meikkinen habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Meikkinen types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Michael is born Sri Lankan, and now lives in Slovenia with their partner of 7 years, Terk Meikkinen, and the unhappy couple's one child. Meikkinen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Meikkinen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Meikkinen prefers the left side of the bed. Meikkinen's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Meikkinen suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.