This is Terk Spears's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?
The ones that entertain
Terk Spears is a 23 years old not-at-all hairy matled howler, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Spears's favorite drink is vodka, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Spears wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Spears habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Spears types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.
Terk is born Bostonian, and now lives in Swaziland with their partner of 0 years, Anastasia Spears, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Spears can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Spears's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Terk having blood type B-, and being a virgo and cat person. Spears prefers the underside of the bed. Spears's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Spears suffers from a mild agoraphobia.