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Is global warming real? Yes
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
monkey? not

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About Terk Spears

Terk Spears is a 23 years old not-at-all hairy matled howler, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Spears's favorite drink is vodka, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Spears wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Spears habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Spears types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.

Terk is born Bostonian, and now lives in Swaziland with their partner of 0 years, Anastasia Spears, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Spears can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.

Spears's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Terk having blood type B-, and being a virgo and cat person. Spears prefers the underside of the bed. Spears's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Spears suffers from a mild agoraphobia.