This is Bubbles Virtanen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
Bubbles Virtanen is a 46 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Virtanen's favorite drink is mezcal, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Virtanen wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. Virtanen habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Virtanen types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.
Bubbles is born Sierra Leonian, and now lives in Namibia with their partner of 0 years, Noam Virtanen, and the happy couple's 7 children. Virtanen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.
Virtanen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Bubbles having blood type B-, and being a gemini and cat person. Virtanen prefers the right side of the bed. Virtanen's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Virtanen suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.