This is Pavlov Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|What is the question?||To be|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
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Pavlov Trump is a 26 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Trump wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. Trump habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Trump types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is ".
Pavlov is born Kuwaiti, and now lives in Mexico with their partner of 7 years, Hillary Trump, and the happy couple's 5 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 34 digits of pi by heart.
Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type O+, and being a virgo and dog person. Trump prefers the outside of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Trump suffers from a mild hedonophobia.