This is Lily MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
Astrology or astronomy?
Lily MacDonald is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy tamarin, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
MacDonald wears size x-grande hats and likes to play trombone. MacDonald habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.
Lily is born Spanish, and now lives in Uganda with their partner of one year, Saddam MacDonald, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 5 digits of pi by heart.
MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Lily having blood type B+, and being a leo and dog person. MacDonald prefers the underside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. MacDonald suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.