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Hot Topics

This is Lily MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What is the question? or not to be
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Astrology or astronomy? Astronomy
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong

Hot topic opinion

Astrology or astronomy?


MacDonald, Lily

About Lily MacDonald

Lily MacDonald is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy tamarin, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

MacDonald wears size x-grande hats and likes to play trombone. MacDonald habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.

Lily is born Spanish, and now lives in Uganda with their partner of one year, Saddam MacDonald, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 5 digits of pi by heart.

MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Lily having blood type B+, and being a leo and dog person. MacDonald prefers the underside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. MacDonald suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.