This is Jayden Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?
The ones that entertain
Jayden Bush is a 45 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is red wine, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Bush wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. Bush habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Bush types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is @.
Jayden is born Peruvian, and now lives in Bolivia with their partner of 5 years, Donkey Bush, and the unhappy couple's one child. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.
Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Bush prefers the outside of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Bush suffers from a mild chlorophobia.