This is Nathan Lopez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
Can I get a witness?
What's the need for that?
Nathan Lopez is a 42 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lopez's favorite drink is jenever, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Lopez wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. Lopez habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Lopez types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is X.
Nathan is born Cambodian, and now lives in Wake Island with their partner of 3 years, Bubbles Lopez, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Lopez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.
Lopez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Nathan having blood type O-, and being a cancer and cat person. Lopez prefers the right side of the bed. Lopez's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Lopez suffers from a mild cyberphobia.