This is Vladimir Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
Can I get a witness?
What's the need for that?
Vladimir Davidov is a 51 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is rum, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Davidov wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. Davidov habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Davidov types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is 6.
Vladimir is born Slovene, and now lives in Swaziland with their partner of 6 years, Thomas Davidov, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type AB+, and being a cancer and dog person. Davidov prefers the left side of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Davidov suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.