This is Noel Garcia's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
Noel Garcia is a 53 years old quite hairy Canadian macaque, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Garcia's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Garcia wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Garcia habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Garcia types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.
Noel is born Slovene, and now lives in Sweden with their partner of 4 years, Nathan Garcia, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Garcia can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 62 digits of pi by heart.
Garcia's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type AB-, and being a libra and cat person. Garcia prefers the right side of the bed. Garcia's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Garcia suffers from a mild agoraphobia.