Ask Noel Garcia a question

Hot Topics

This is Noel Garcia's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice
What time is it? Yes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Lionel Messi

Garcia, Noel

About Noel Garcia

Noel Garcia is a 53 years old quite hairy Canadian macaque, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Garcia's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Garcia wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Garcia habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Garcia types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.

Noel is born Slovene, and now lives in Sweden with their partner of 4 years, Nathan Garcia, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Garcia can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 62 digits of pi by heart.

Garcia's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type AB-, and being a libra and cat person. Garcia prefers the right side of the bed. Garcia's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Garcia suffers from a mild agoraphobia.