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jesus is a male or female ? female
Cats or dogs? Cats
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monkey? stupid
Will I die soon? No

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About Katy Butkus

Katy Butkus is a 27 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Butkus's favorite drink is akvavit, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.

Butkus wears size medio hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Butkus habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Butkus types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.

Katy is born Honduran, and now lives in Vanuatu with their partner of 3 years, Jayden Butkus, and the happy couple's one child. Butkus can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.

Butkus's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Katy having blood type B-, and being a capricorn and cat person. Butkus prefers the underside of the bed. Butkus's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Butkus suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.