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Question Answer
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
monkey? stupid
jesus is a male or female ? male
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

Barack Obama

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About Caesar Kong

Caesar Kong is a 41 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Kong wears size medio hats and likes to play bagpipe. Kong habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Kong types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is I.

Caesar is born Syrian, and now lives in Nauru with their partner of 0 years, Lily Kong, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Caesar having blood type O+, and being a leo and cat person. Kong prefers the right side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Kong suffers from a crippling acrophobia.