This is Anastasia Sepp's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Anastasia Sepp is a 48 years old very hairy black howler, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is grappa, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Sepp wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play accordion. Sepp habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Sepp types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is the right shift key.
Anastasia is born Turkish, and now lives in China with their partner of 4 years, Liam Sepp, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 27 digits of pi by heart.
Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type A-, and being a gemini and dog person. Sepp prefers the underside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Sepp suffers from a mild acrophobia.